Best Spongebob Quotes About Friendship

“Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)” – Patrick Star

“Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” – Spongebob

“Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star

“I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors. Take it away penny.” – Spongebob

“It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.” – Mr. Krabs

“I’m ugly and I’m proud.” – SpongeBob

“Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week.” – Patrick Star

“That’s it, mister! You just lost your brain privileges!” – Plankton

“Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.” – Spongebob

Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.” – Squidward

“With imagination, you can be anything you want.” – Spongebob

“This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark.” – SpongeBob

Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” – SpongeBob

“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrick Star

“Moss always points to civilization.” – SpongeBob

Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly. – Spongebob

I’m ready, I’m ready. – Spongebob

If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true. – Spongebob

You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory. – SpongeBob

If you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic all your dreams can come true!” -SpongeBob

“Wake me up when I care.” -Squidward

“Can I be excused for the rest of my life?” -SpongeBob

“Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.” -Plankton

“Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.” -Patrick

Caller: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick.

You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.” -Plankton

“With imagination, you can be anything you want.” -SpongeBob

“Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” -Sandy Cheeks

“Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” -Patrick

We shall never deny a guest, even the most ridiculous request.” -Mr. Krabs

“We don’t need television…not as long as we have our imagination.” -SpongeBob

“Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.” -SpongeBob

“What doesn’t kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.” -Mr. Krabs

Best Friend Spongebob And Patrick Quotes About Friendship

“It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.” -Mr. Krabs

“No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.” -SpongeBob

“Squidward that’s not the peace treaty, that’s a copy of the peace treaty.” -SpongeBob

“So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one.” -New Narrator

“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” -Patrick

“If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, then it would just be alright.” -SpongeBob

“Knowledge cannot replace friendship.” -Patrick

“You’re good. You’re good. You’re good!” -SpongeBob

“Did you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly.” -Mr. Krabs

“It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.” -Squidward

“Is mayonnaise an instrument?” -Patrick

“Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.” -Squidward

“The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.” -SpongeBob

Look at all the hip young people eating sal-ads.” -SpongeBob

“Being grown-up is boring. Besides, I don’t ‘get’ jazz.” -Patrick

“SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish…for 12 hours!” -Squidward

“I’ve waited years for this moment. I’m gonna go in there, march straight up to the manager, look at him straight in the eye, lay it on the line, and – I can’t do it!” -Patrick

Spongebob: Patrick, you’re a genius!

Patrick: Yeah, I get called that a lot.

“Karen, baby, I haven’t felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife!” -Plankton

“Hello? Where’d everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?” -Patrick

SpongeBob: Quick, Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything right now, what would it be?

“I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.” -SpongeBob

“I’ll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.” -SpongeBob

“That’s it, mister! You just lost your brain privileges!” -Plankton

“Please come again. When I’m not working.” -Squidward

“I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors!” -SpongeBob

“Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!” -SpongeBob

Moss always points to civilization.” -SpongeBob

“You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!” -Squidward

“I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow but the snow melted and turned into water and I drank all the water now I’m better.” -Patrick

“Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…” -Patrick

“I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today.” -Squidward

“Hmmm, a five-letter word for happiness…money.” -Mr. Krabs

“Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” -SpongeBob

Spongebob Squarepants Quotes About Friendship

You Just CAN’T WAIT For Me To Die, Can You?”

“Do Instruments Of Torture Count?”

“Hello, We’re With The Pet Hospital Down The Street, And I Understand You Have A Dying Animal On The Premises.”

“Hey Patrick, I Thought Of Something Funnier Than 24… 25!”

“We Should Take Bikini Bottom And Push It Somewhere Else!”

“Is This The Krusty Krab?”

“The Krusty Krab Pizza Is The Pizza For You And Me.”

“This Is A Load Of Barnacles…”

Firmly Grasp It In Your Hand.”

“Ha Ha Ha Ha, It’s A Giraffe.”

“CHOCOLATE!!!!”

And When He Suddenly Spat Some Deep Poetry.

“…L’ll Have A Krabby Patty Deluxe And Some Double Chili Kelp Fries.”

“HAHAHAHA THAT GUY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT HAHAHA.”

“My Sandwich Tastes Like A Fried Boot.”

“My Sandwich Is A Fried Boot!”

“Too Bad That Didn’t Kill Me.”

“Well, It’s No Secret That The Best Thing About A Secret Is Secretly Telling Someone Your Secret, Thereby, Secretly Adding Another Secret To Their Secret Collection Of Secret, Secretly.”

“Do You Smell It? That Smell, The Kind Of Smelly Smell. A Smelly Smell That Smells… Smelly.”

“Patrick, I Don’t Think Wumbo Is A Real Word.”

“Come On. You Know, I Wumbo, You Wumbo, He/She/Me Wumbo. Wombology, The Study Of Wumbo! It’s First Grade SpongeBob!”

“I Don’t Get It. I Made My House A Mess, Which Was Making It Clean, Which Made Squidward Clean My Yard, But That Really Means He’s Messing It Up. But The Opposite Of Clean Is Filth, Which Means Filth Is Clean, That Means Squidward Is Really Making My Yard A Wreck, But I Normally Wreck My Own Yard Which Means, Squidward Is Being The Opposite Of Squidward Which Means He’s SpongeBob!”

“No! I’m Texas!”

“What’s The Difference?”

“Patrick, Don’t You Have To Be Stupid Somewhere Else?”

“Not Until Four.”

Are You Squidward Now? … That’s Okay, Take Your Time.”

“Can I Be Excused For The Rest Of My Life?”

“Can I Get Some Extra Salt?”

“We’re All Out.”

“Could You Check?”

“…No.”

“Patrick, You’re A Genius!”

“Yeah, I Get Called That A Lot.”

What? A Genius?”

“No, Patrick.”

“Oh, These Aren’t Homemade. They Were Made In A Factory… A Bomb Factory. They’re Bombs.”

Who Are You People?!”

“Squidward That’s Not The Peace Treaty, That’s A Copy Of The Peace Treaty.”

“What’s Your Name, Son?”

Funny Spongebob Quotes About Friendship

The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me.” -Spongebob

“So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one.” -Narrator

“We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.” -Mr. Krabs

“This is great. Just the three of us. Me, you, and this brick wall you’ve built between us.” – Spongebob

“Can I be excused for the rest of my life?” – Spongebob

Spongebob: “Too tough for me? That’s downright ridiculous. I’ll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for twenty minutes.”

This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness.” -Spongebob

“Did you hear that, spatula? You, me and 10,000 Krabby Patties. And the best part? No breaks! [Pinches himself] Wow!” – Spongebob

“Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli.” – Plankton

“That’s it mister! You just lost your brain privileges!” -Plankton

“I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors!” -Spongebob

A five letter word for happiness…money.” -Mr. Krabs

“I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary!” – SpongeBob

“All I know is fine dining and breathing.” -SpongeBob

“It took three days to make that potato salad…three days!!!” -SpongeBob

“Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!” – Spongebob

“Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” -SpongeBob

“I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.” -SpongeBob.

“Look at all the hip young people eating sal-ads.” -Spongebob

“Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” -Spongebob

Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!” -Spongebob

“See, no one says ‘cool’ anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say ‘coral’, as in ‘That nose job is so coral.’” -Pearl Krabs

“Oh Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs’ success. The formula for the Krabby Patty…Ohhh…Then people would line up to eat at MY restaurant! Lord knows I’ve tried. I’ve exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet…from A to Y!” -Plankton

I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” -Patrick Star

“Well, maybe it is stupid but it’s also a little dumb.” – Patrick Star

“We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!” – Patrick Star

“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” -Patrick

“Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding!” – Patrick Star

“There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating. The Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, with the Help Wanted sign on the front.” -Patrick Star

“SpongeBob Squarepants? That’s a funny way to spell my name.” – Patrick Star

You Don’t Need A License To Drive A Sandwich.”

“The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater…Is All The Time.”

“Once There Was An Ugly Barnacle. He Was So Ugly That Everyone Died… The End.”

“My Leg!”

“It Took Three Days To Make That Potato Salad…Three Days!!!”

“Now He’s Gonna Kick My Butt!”

“This Is Not Your Average, Everyday Darkness. This Is… ADVANCED Darkness.”

“Too Bad SpongeBob Isn’t Here To Enjoy SpongeBob Not Being Here.”

“Remember, Licking Doorknobs Is Illegal On Other Planets.”

When Patrick Asked The Question On Every Musician’s Mind.

“I’m Not Just Ready, I’m Ready Freddy!”

When SpongeBob Sang The Anthem Of The Introverts.

When SpongeBob Revealed That He Has Zero Parking Skills.

Dumb People Are Always Blissfully Unaware Of How Dumb They Really Are…(Drools)

Inspirational Quotes Spongebob Squarepants Quotes

When This Random Fish Threw Some Serious Aquatic Shade At Mr. Krabs.

When Patrick Told A Story We Can All Sometimes Relate To

Squidward, Your Ceiling Is Talking To Me.

Patrick: *With Candy On His Mouth* “All Right! Which One Of You Flatfoots Stole My Lollypop?” *Spongebob, The Cops, And Patrick Laugh* “I Mean It!”

Holographic Meatloaf? My Favorite!

Spongebob: “Run Mr. Krabs! Run Like You’re Not In A Coma!

What Does An Eccentric Children’s Show About A Talking Sponge Have To Say? A Lot It Turns Out. Reflect On The Vagaries Of Life With The Following Quotes From The Series.

Spongebob: “What Do You Usually Do When I’m Gone? Patrick: Waiting For You To Come Back.”

Well, It May Be Stupid, But It’s Also Dumb.

Spongebob: Aw, Cheer Up, Squid! It Could Be Worse! Patrick: Yeah. You Could Be Bald And Have A Big Nose.

Squidward… I Used Your Clarinet To Unclog My Toilet!

SpongeBob: [Shouts] I… Need… It!

SpongeBob: [Puts On A Metal Gauntlet With Spikes] Do You Want It To Hurt, Kevin?

Patrick: Are They Laughing At Us?

Spongebob: No, Patrick. They’re Laughing Next To Us.

You Never Really Know The True Value Of A Moment, Until It Becomes A Memory.

Oh Well, I Guess I’m Not Wearing Any Pants Today!

SpongeBob: We’re Not Doing So Well, Patrick. We Need A New Approach, A New Tactic. Patrick: Umm, I Got It. Let’s Get Naked!

You’re A Man Now, SpongeBob, And It’s Time You Started Acting Like One.

See, No One Says “Cool” Anymore. That’s Such An Old Person Thing. Now We Say “Coral”, As In “That Nose Job Is So Coral.

Happy Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday Cake Happy Happy Birthday, Pin The Tail On The Seahorse Happy Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday Squidward!

Kevin The Sea Cucumber: That’s Nice. Security!

SpongeBob: No, No! I’ll Do Anything You Want!

Kevin The Sea Cucumber: Go Jump Off A Building.

SpongeBob: Anything.

Kevin The Sea Cucumber: Punch Yourself In The Face.[SpongeBob Punches Himself With A Boxing Glove]Kevin The Sea Cucumber: Doesn’t That Hurt?

The Name’s SquarePants. It’s SquarePants! [Cut Later At His House, Inside A Pumpkin. SpongeBob And Gary Are Inside Of It] I Don’t Get It, Gary. Every Halloween, No Matter How Hard I Try, Everybody Scares Me.

I Have A Square Head And A Real Ghost Has A Round One. All We Have To Do Is Make My Head Round And Boo, I’m Scary!

A Five Letter Word For Happiness…Money.

Best Friend Spongebob And Patrick Quotes

Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!”

“Well maybe it is stupid, but it’s also dumb!”

“Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.”

“You cannot stop the unstoppable.”

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”

“Money can’t replace friendship. I’d rather have no money than losing you.”

“Sometimes, we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.”

Haha, haha, it’s a giraffe.”

“Now let’s dress-up as fairy princesses!”

“I can’t see my forehead!”

“Oh my! A quarter! I’ve always wanted a quarter!”

“Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don’t get jazz.”

You guys talk funny! Say more words.”

“I have a head! It ends in a point! Pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy, point!”

“SpongeBob Squarepants? That’s a funny way to spell my name.”

“Wow, a snail made out of bread.”

You’re a man now, SpongeBob Squarepants, and it’s time you started acting like one.”

“I can’t hear you. It’s too dark in here.”

“We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!”

“Pardon my French, but get this thing off of me!”

I keep everything right here—in the folds of my back fat.”

“Kraaaaaabs. Isn’t that the red, sweaty guy you work for?”

“Do it again, I wasn’t looking!”

“Connect the dots! I drew a horsey!”

“You mean like a weenie? Okay!”

“Breaking and entering sure makes a fella hungry!”

“Methinks it’s mutton-tastic!”

“Squidward, you and your nose will definitely not fit in.”

“My pickle started off life in a jar, and now it’s in a jar again! It’s like a pun or something!”

“That’s Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick to you!”

“Oh, I wish I had a nose!”

“Is he the bad guy?”

“Can we say that hats from Texas are dumb?”

“I gotta get back to crusting the crab.”

“But I was looking for me the whole time! It’s the perfect crime!”